My name is Tina. I am a twenty-two year old girl in the eastern United States. I promise that my thoughts are more beautiful than my words.
Ugh, I know. I’m not ready. Thank you so much, dearest!
but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?
"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"
Have I found you?
Flightless bird, jealous, weeping
Or lost you?
Big pill looming
I got my first job as a waitress a few weeks ago and American Eagle called me today. ‘Bout to have two jobs and hate life!